The trouble with hunting Sues...

The trouble with fighting the Sue is that you have to become the Sue. All the various Mary Sues want to use fire.

Well I told 'em... you can't play with fire if you don't want to get burned.

Witch Hunter Robin (and more importantly, Amon) is safe for now.

Agent Darkwood,
Mission Complete

It's Crunch Time!

I got totally thrashed by Knuckles the Echidna.


AWESOME.

I feel funny...

Hey guys, you know how most Mary Sues and Gary Stus usually take on the personas of these unbeatable hero types? Does that mean in order to fight fire with fire we're gonna have to become villains? I only ask because I got my assignment this morning to go rescue the fastest thing alive from Mary Sue and went in for immediate Sue-ification along with Baby Fire Goat (he's been good lately, and I need all the help I can get). The thing is ever since the procedure I haven't felt like myself...but its probably nothing!

I'm off tonight for my mission though, and I'll report back ASAP. If anyone has any development sketches of your Sue-ifications though, I'd love to see! BFG and I might be stalking Mary Sue for awhile, so we'll probably have time on our hands...and we don't want to get distracted...by like...jewelry stores...hey does anyone feel like breaking some glass? I like breaking glass...........

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CONNECTION DROPPED.

FEBRUARY MISSION:SO SUE ME!

GREETINGS AGENTS!

AFTER NEARLY TWO MONTHS OF DOWN TIME, SELF-CENTRAL IS BACK UP AND RUNNING. UNFORTUNATELY, GROUND CONTROL IS STILL UNDER REPAIR. WE'VE BEGUN TO RECIEVE SEVERAL DISTRESS CALLS FROM ACROSS THE GLOBE CONCERNING THE NOTORIOUS CRIME TWINS, MARY SUE AND GARY STU. IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'VE GONE BACK TO THEIR WICKED WAYS AND ARE CURRENTLY WAGING WAR AGAINST FANDOMS EVERYWHERE. THE WORLD NEEDS OUR HELP!!!

ALL AVAILIABLE AGENTS ARE TO REPORT TO THE GADGET ROOM FOR IMMEDIATE SUE/STU-IFICATION. OUR ENEMIES THIS MONTH ARE GOING TO BE TOUGH TO BEAT AS THEY WEAR MANY FACES AND ARE DAMN NEAR PERFECT/INDESDRUCTABLE. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE. BE PREPARED.

MISSION OBJECTIVES:
EACH AGENT MUST PICK A FANDOM TO DEFEND. (MORE THAN ONE AGENT, MAY PICK THE SAME FANDOM.) YOU MUST FIGHT GARY STU OR MARY SUE IN THE STYLE OF THAT FANDOM BY TURNING YOURSELF INTO AN EVEN MORE POWERFUL VERSION OF THESE NEFARIOUS CREATURES!

DON'T WORRY. YOU'LL BE BACK TO NORMAL AS SOON AS THESE DRAMA LLAMA'S HAVE BEEN TAKEN OUT.

POST YOUR FINISHED MISSION AS A DEV ID BEFORE THE END OF THE MONTH.

~MAJOR TOM, GROUND CONTROL MISSION COMMANDER

SO YOU WANT TO BE AN AGENT?

MISSIONS ARE POSTED ON THE 1ST OF EACH MONTH.

HOW TO PARTICIPATE:

1.CHOOSE AN AGENT NAME.

2. EVERY MONTH, CHECK THIS BLOG FOR THE NEW MISSION.

3. AS PER THE MISSION GUIDELINES FOR THE MONTH, DRAW A SELF-PORTRAIT.

4. POST THE FINISHED "MISSION" ON YOUR DEVART ACCOUNT AS A DEV ID.

SELF-CENTRAL BACK IN ACTION!

ATTENTION ALL AGENTS!

DUE TO THE UNTIMELY ZOMBIE ROCK STAR ATTACK BACK IN NOVEMBER, OUR OFFICES AT GROUND CONTROL HAVE BEEN CLOSED DUE TO THE DE-ZOMBIFICATION OF SEVERAL OF OUR SENIOR OFFICERS.

UNFORTUNATELY, WE EXHAUSTED OUR FUNDING CLONING SENIOR AGENT ROCKETSHOES! AND REHABILITATING MAJOR TOM FROM HIS ADDICTION TO BRAINS. AS SUCH, WE ARE WOEFULLY LOW ON STAFF RIGHT NOW.

ALL ORIGINAL AGENTS HAVE BEEN UPGRADED TO SENIOR STATUS AND GROUND CONTROL IS NOW RECRUITING NEW AGENTS FOR MISSONS.SENIOR AGENTS, PLEASE POST A LINK TO THIS NOTICE SO THAT MORE AGENTS MAY JOIN OUR CAUSE!

~JUNIOR AGENT, MOLLY-GO-LIGHTLY

Dear HQ...

I know we've been bad, bad agents. I know we've been posting late, or not at all during the holiday. But could you see your way clear to giving us just one more chance? Please? PLEASE take us back? I miss the thrill, the excitement! I miss the blood, the pain, the sweat. I miss being a secret agent. But most of all, HQ, I miss you.

Come on, agents, help me out here.