MISSON TIME!
"REPORTING FOR DUTY"
DUE TO AN ATTACK ON OUR SYSTEMS BY THE NEFARIOUS COMPUTER CRIMINAL, M. ASTER MYND ALL OF OUR AGENT INFO HAS BEEN WIPED! WE CAN'T PROCEED TO ANSWER ANY MORE DISTRESS SIGNALS UNTIL ALL OF OUR PERSONNEL FILES ARE RESTORED.
BEFORE THE 21ST OF SEPTEMBER, GROUND CONTROL IS REQUIRING ALL AGENTS TO UPDATE THEIR PERSONAL INFO. WE NEED A RECENT "PHOTO" FROM YOU THAT INCLUDES THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION:
1. AGENT NAME
2. JOB TITLE AT MISSION CONTROL
3. PERSONAL MOTTO
4.SELF-CENTRAL'S ADDRESS
REMEMBER AGENTS, ALL MISSIONS MUST CONFORM TO 441X670 PIXELS. POST THEM TO THIS BOARD FOR GROUND CONTROL WHEN YOU HAVE THEM.
GOOD LUCK, AGENTS!
~MAJOR TOM
GROUND CONTROL MISSION COMMANDER