ATTENTION ALL AGENTS!
DUE TO THE UNTIMELY ZOMBIE ROCK STAR ATTACK BACK IN NOVEMBER, OUR OFFICES AT GROUND CONTROL HAVE BEEN CLOSED DUE TO THE DE-ZOMBIFICATION OF SEVERAL OF OUR SENIOR OFFICERS.
UNFORTUNATELY, WE EXHAUSTED OUR FUNDING CLONING SENIOR AGENT ROCKETSHOES! AND REHABILITATING MAJOR TOM FROM HIS ADDICTION TO BRAINS. AS SUCH, WE ARE WOEFULLY LOW ON STAFF RIGHT NOW.
ALL ORIGINAL AGENTS HAVE BEEN UPGRADED TO SENIOR STATUS AND GROUND CONTROL IS NOW RECRUITING NEW AGENTS FOR MISSONS.SENIOR AGENTS, PLEASE POST A LINK TO THIS NOTICE SO THAT MORE AGENTS MAY JOIN OUR CAUSE!
~JUNIOR AGENT, MOLLY-GO-LIGHTLY
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