Saturday, September 1, 2007

NEW MISSION!

MISSON TIME!

"REPORTING FOR DUTY"

DUE TO AN ATTACK ON OUR SYSTEMS BY THE NEFARIOUS COMPUTER CRIMINAL, M. ASTER MYND ALL OF OUR AGENT INFO HAS BEEN WIPED! WE CAN'T PROCEED TO ANSWER ANY MORE DISTRESS SIGNALS UNTIL ALL OF OUR PERSONNEL FILES ARE RESTORED.

BEFORE THE 21ST OF SEPTEMBER, GROUND CONTROL IS REQUIRING ALL AGENTS TO UPDATE THEIR PERSONAL INFO. WE NEED A RECENT "PHOTO" FROM YOU THAT INCLUDES THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION:

1. AGENT NAME
2. JOB TITLE AT MISSION CONTROL
3. PERSONAL MOTTO
4.SELF-CENTRAL'S ADDRESS

REMEMBER AGENTS, ALL MISSIONS MUST CONFORM TO 441X670 PIXELS. POST THEM TO THIS BOARD FOR GROUND CONTROL WHEN YOU HAVE THEM.

GOOD LUCK, AGENTS!
~MAJOR TOM
GROUND CONTROL MISSION COMMANDER

8 comments:

Kate said...
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Dedgurl said...

Good grief, Ground Control. Even I know the McAfee trial that came with computers won't stop Mynd. I mean, come on!

Ah well, no use bitchin' over hacked mainframes. Agent Dedgurl reporting for duty: mission accepted!

Darkwood said...

You mean we have to re-take those stupid office-ID photos? Or is this like when Big Kahuna was running around with his mini-digital snapping full-body shots to show off everyone's silly shoes?

RocketShoes! said...

Oh thank goodness! My last Agent photo was taken that night I got really drunk and...er...I mean, THAT'S TERRIBLE! WOW! I'll get right on that!

Agent RocketShoes! reporting for duty!

That hooded girl. said...

As terrible as this is I can't say I'm sorry. My last agent photo I was in a bee suit for some reason and ground control wouldn't let me re-take it. God damn it. Nevermind my terrible terrible fear of bees and all things that flutter. Oh no. Just leave Agent Hoodie Girl in that bee suit photo so she can re-live traumatic memories--

--I mean, I'm so on this. YEAH!

RocketShoes! said...

I totally remember that photo...those were the cutest yellow tights! XD

Myocardial Infarction said...

Agent Infarction reporting for duty! I'm ready, willing, and relatively confused.

Rashad said...

Agent 29 checking in to say his new ID is almost done. but wonders why it has to be so small.