Friday, February 1, 2008

FEBRUARY MISSION:SO SUE ME!

GREETINGS AGENTS!

AFTER NEARLY TWO MONTHS OF DOWN TIME, SELF-CENTRAL IS BACK UP AND RUNNING. UNFORTUNATELY, GROUND CONTROL IS STILL UNDER REPAIR. WE'VE BEGUN TO RECIEVE SEVERAL DISTRESS CALLS FROM ACROSS THE GLOBE CONCERNING THE NOTORIOUS CRIME TWINS, MARY SUE AND GARY STU. IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'VE GONE BACK TO THEIR WICKED WAYS AND ARE CURRENTLY WAGING WAR AGAINST FANDOMS EVERYWHERE. THE WORLD NEEDS OUR HELP!!!

ALL AVAILIABLE AGENTS ARE TO REPORT TO THE GADGET ROOM FOR IMMEDIATE SUE/STU-IFICATION. OUR ENEMIES THIS MONTH ARE GOING TO BE TOUGH TO BEAT AS THEY WEAR MANY FACES AND ARE DAMN NEAR PERFECT/INDESDRUCTABLE. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE. BE PREPARED.

MISSION OBJECTIVES:
EACH AGENT MUST PICK A FANDOM TO DEFEND. (MORE THAN ONE AGENT, MAY PICK THE SAME FANDOM.) YOU MUST FIGHT GARY STU OR MARY SUE IN THE STYLE OF THAT FANDOM BY TURNING YOURSELF INTO AN EVEN MORE POWERFUL VERSION OF THESE NEFARIOUS CREATURES!

DON'T WORRY. YOU'LL BE BACK TO NORMAL AS SOON AS THESE DRAMA LLAMA'S HAVE BEEN TAKEN OUT.

POST YOUR FINISHED MISSION AS A DEV ID BEFORE THE END OF THE MONTH.

~MAJOR TOM, GROUND CONTROL MISSION COMMANDER

6 comments:

sketchfro said...

Whoa, sounds like trouble. eL' Blackman wants to join the ranks!


....so I think he shall!!

Herr Bensch said...

Can I join? I don't necessarily work in the comic-book-esque manner but I'll try my best!

Dedgurl said...
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Dedgurl said...

There's no style restrictions here, Herr Bensch. The more styles the merrier, I always say!

[Err.. I didn't erase that last comment. Dunno why it said that.]

Jess said...

Oh thank the powers that be we're back...now baby fire goat and I can quit our miscellaneous odd jobs. Being a waitress at the most frustrating restaurant in the world was fun for awhile because I did get to steal a lot of chairs, but I didn't like being a left shoe salesmen. People don't need left shoes as much as you might think.

--Senior Agent Hoodie Girl

Eikiji said...

I know it's a little late, but I didn't learn about recruitment until a few days ago! Agent Ecksdee reporting in, if you'll still have me. I went ahead and completed the mission either way... how exactly do I submit my paperwork?